If You Give a Mom a Muffin

So blogging has not been a priority lately. I plan to get back in the groove soon! I have wAYYY too many pictures to share! A lot has happened in the last few months (Birthdays, etc). This pretty much says it all right now...
If You Give a Mom a Muffin
By Beth Brubaker adapted by Jessica R.
If you give a mom a muffin,
she'll want a cup of tea to go with it.
She'll pour herself some.
Her three year-old will come and spill the tea.
Mom will wipe it up.
Wiping the floor, she will find dirty socks.
She'll remember she has to do laundry.
When she puts the laundry into the washer, she'll trip over shoes and bump into the freezer.
Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan supper.
She will get out a pound of hamburger.
She'll look for her cookbook.
 The cookbook is in the cupboard with all of the million unorganized recipes.
She will see unorganized recipes, which she feels need organized right away.
She will look for her pen to aid in the organizing.
The pen is in her purse, which is being dumped out by her one year-old.
Then she'll smell something funny.
She'll change the one year-old.
While she is changing the one year-old, the phone will ring.
Her three year-old will answer and hang up.
She'll remember she was supposed to phone a friend to come over for tea.
Thinking of tea will remind her that she was going to have a cup.
She will pour herself some more.
And chances are, if she has a cup a tea,
her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.

**SO, so true! We have been reading the popular "If you Give a Mouse a Cookie, If you Give a Moose a Muffin, If you Give a Pig A Pancake, If you Take a Mouse to School lately and had to laugh when I saw what this mother had written! LOVE IT! Found this online and adapted it to fit my world! ;) Always multi tasking with my brain going a million miles a minute!